| QP-406 |
"The best years of a woman's life are the ten years between 39 and 40." |
| QP-383 |
"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you." |
| QP-360 |
"I am much too young to be this old." |
| QP-335 |
"Inside every older person is a younger person wondering
what the hell happened!"" |
| QP-330 |
"Age is a number and mine is unlisted." |
| QP-318 |
"When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only
half the income." |
| QP-311 |
"When you're over fifty, your secrets are safe because your friends
can't remember them either." |
| QP-309 |
"The older I get, the better I was." |
| QP-283 |
"It's great to have a friend to grow old with. You first." |
| QP-280 |
"We've seen it all, we've heard it all, we've done it all. We
just can't remember it all." |
| QP-161 |
"Nature gives you the face you have at 20, it's up to you to merit
the face you have at 50" |
| QP-147 |
"Age is a question of mind over matter, if you don't mind, it
doesn't matter." |
| QP-107 |
"It is sad to grow old, but nice to ripen." |