| QP-336 |
"A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman
must do what he can't." |
| QP-322 |
"Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why
men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what
happened." |
| QP-314 |
"Men are like coffee… the best ones are rich, warm and keep you
up all night." |
| QP-313 |
"Men are like chocolate bars… sweet, smooth and they usually head
straight for your hips." |
| QP-300 |
"Old theory: 'Marry an older man because they're more mature.'
New theory: 'Men don't mature. Marry a younger one.'" |
| QP-299 |
"There are much easier things in life than finding a good man.
Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance." |
| QP-286 |
"Men are like fine wine. They start out like grapes, and it's
our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature
into something you'd like to have dinner with." |
| QP-269 |
"A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished." |
| QP-259 |
"I knew I married Mr. Right - I just didn't know his first name
was Always." |
| QP-247 |
"Three wise men - are you serious?" |
| QP-246 |
"Mr. Wonderful" |
| QP-183 |
"Men are like linoleum. If you lay them right, you can walk on
them forever." |
