| QP-340 |
"My dog can lick your dog." |
| QP-298 |
"It's really the cat's house - we just pay the mortgage." |
| QP-260 |
"Every life should have nine cats." |
| QP-159 |
"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole." |
| QP-150 |
"This house is owned an operated solely for the comfort and convenience
of our dog." |
| QP-149 |
"This house is owned an operated solely for the comfort and convenience
of our cat." |
| QP-143 |
"Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity a human ever has
to choose a relative." |
| QP-125 |
"Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet." |
| QP-121 |
"In order to keep perspective of one's importance, everyone should
have a dog to worship him and a cat to ignore him" |
| QP-114 |
"Dogs look up to you, cats look down on you. Give me a pig. He
just looks you in the eye and treats you as an equal." |