| QP-403 |
"That rake by the sand trap is there for golfers who feel guilty about skipping out on lawn work." |
| QP-402 |
"A good drive on the 18th hole has stopped many a golfer from giving up the game." |
| QP-401 |
"It is amazing how a golfer who never helps out around the house will replace his divots, repair his ball marks, and rake his sand traps." |
| QP-386 |
"I have a tip that will take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser." |
| QP-339 |
"There is nothing better for the inside of a
person than the outside of a horse." |
| QP-319 |
"The serve was invented so the net could play." |
| QP-285 |
"Riding: The art of keeping a horse between you and the
ground." |
| QP-254 |
"The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is
so you can't see him laughing." |
| QP-226 |
"Golf is a good walk spoiled." |
| QP-225 |
"Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly and the players
well." |
| QP-224 |
"Golf is a game in which you yell Fore, shoot six, and write
down five." |
| QP-120 |
"When I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until the
feeling passes." |
| QP-113 |
"Golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a pasture." |
