| QP-351 |
"I'm not bossy - I just have the best ideas." |
| QP-344 |
"Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself." |
| QP-331 |
"Due to circumstances beyond our control, our Butler and Maid have resigned. Your cooperation in helping to keep this place clean will be greatly appreciated." |
| QP-327 |
"You know you're getting old when getting lucky means finding your car in the parking lot." |
| QP-324 |
"I never make stupid mistakes - only very, very clever ones." |
| QP-320 |
"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early." |
| QP-304 |
"It's all about me." |
| QP-295 |
"A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half-cracked." |
| QP-292 |
"Go first class - or your heirs will." |
| QP-287 |
"God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference." |
| QP-277 |
"Spare me the details." |
| QP-275 |
"Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person." |
| QP-263 |
"Peel me a grape." |
| QP-258 |
"With my luck, when my ship comes in, I'll be at the airport." |
| QP-253 |
"Where there's a will, there's a relative." |
| QP-251 |
"If you haven't got anything nice to say about anyone, come sit
next to me." |
| QP-250 |
"It is admirable for a man to take his son fishing. But there
is a special place in heaven for the father who takes his daughter
shopping." |
| QP-237 |
"You can never be too rich or too thin." |
| QP-223 |
"May your balloon of happiness never burst no matter how many
pricks you run into." |
| QP-199 |
"Oh, to be kept ...." |
| QP-197 |
"I dislike arguments of any kind - they are always vulgar and often convincing." |
| QP-195 |
"Chaos, panic and disorder - my work here is done." |
| QP-186 |
"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." |
| QP-185 |
"Can I use my Visa to pay my MasterCard?" |
| QP-182 |
"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit." |
| QP-170 |
"Grant me patience, Lord, but hurry." |
| QP-162 |
"Strength is the charm of a man, and charm is the strength of a woman." |
| QP-158 |
"I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day.
Tomorrow doesn't look good either." |
| QP-153 |
"I like to do all the talking myself. It saves time and prevents
arguments." |
| QP-152 |
"I wish you all manner of prosperity, with a little more taste." |
| QP-141 |
"I don't say we ought to misbehave, but we should look as though we could." |
| QP-140 |
"I generally avoid temptation, unless I can't resist it." |
| QP-133 |
"I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it." |
| QP-112 |
"Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight." |
| QP-108 |
"I have often wished I had time to cultivate modesty, but I am too busy thinking about myself." |
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