| QP-405 |
"Men may come and go but jewelry lasts forever." |
| QP-407 |
"Sometimes I feel like Raggedy Ann in a Barbie Doll world." |
| QP-411 |
"Drink 'til he's cute!" |
| QP-400 |
"You can't scare me - I'm in retail!." (can be customized to any career: Real Estate, Lawyer, Banker, on the PTA, etc.) |
| QP-398 |
"You look like a million bucks ... after taxes." |
| QP-387 |
"Your friends are God's way of apologizing for your relatives." |
| QP-381 |
"I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to be sure." |
| QP-380 |
"The corporate ladder is best climbed in a pair of Manolo Blahniks." |
| QP-378 |
"Always wear a good bra ... sometimes the only support you get is from your underwire." |
| QP-368 |
"Here's to good women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them." |
| QP-367 |
"The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it." |
| QP-366 |
"Compromise: an amiable arrangement between a husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way." |
| QP-365 |
"Eat, drink and re-marry!" |
QP-362 |
"Wear cute pajamas to bed. You never know who you might meet in your dreams." |
| QP-361 |
"Dating at my age, one has to be careful they're not looking for a nurse or a purse." |
| QP-333 |
"Goodness, what beautiful diamonds! Goodness had nothing to do
with it, dearie." |
| QP-332 |
"Gay boyfriends are the loophole of monogamy." |
| QP-329 |
"Well-behaved women rarely make history." |
| QP-328 |
"Life's too short not to wear red lipstick" |
| QP-323 |
"Women prefer men who have something tender about them - especially
the legal kind." |
| QP-321 |
"A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds
it." |
| QP-308 |
"It's not who you marry that counts, it's who you divorce." |
| QP-307 |
"You will always be my best friend - you know too much." |
| QP-306 |
"Who are all these children and why do they keep calling me Mom?" |
| QP-305 |
"You look fabulous. Who did it and how much?" |
| QP-291 |
"I am not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not
dumb. I also know I'm not blonde." |
| QP-281 |
"When life hands you lemons, tuck them in your bra." |
| QP-276 |
"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me
are the number you get in a diamond." |
| QP-274 |
"Choosing the right shoe can change your life." |
| QP-273 |
"Primping is such a pain, but it still beats growing old gracefully." |
| QP-266 |
"Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says
after that is the beginning of a new argument." |
| QP-265 |
"You're a naughty boy. Go to my room." |
| QP-262 |
"I used to be Snow White, but I drifted." |
| QP-261 |
"How can I be naughty if I'm cute?" |
| QP-257 |
"Always spend a little more money than your husband makes. It'll
keep him motivated." |
| QP-255 |
"I want to be Barbie - the bitch has everything!" |
| QP-248 |
"I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to
ask of a millionaire?" |
| QP-240 |
"Is it hot in here, or is it me?" |
| QP-235 |
" A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle." |
| QP-229 |
"If the world were logical, men would ride side saddle." |
| QP-202 |
"Money is the root of all evil. Every woman needs roots." |
| QP-200 |
"Coffee, chocolate and men - I like them rich." |
| QP-196 |
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man." |
| QP-194 |
"Whatever women do, they must do it twice as well as men to be
thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult." |
| QP-184 |
"Whoever said money can't buy happiness doesn't know where to
shop." |
| QP-175 |
"Cheers to Dears and Queers!" |
| QP-174 |
"It's the good girls who keep diaries, the bad girls never have
time." |
| QP-168 |
"Do you want to speak to the man in charge, or the woman who knows
what's going on?" |
| QP-160 |
"You can have diamonds and you can have men, but darling, it's
shoes that are a girl's best friend" |
| QP-128 |
"Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic." |
| QP-103 |
"It is possible that blondes also prefer gentlemen." |
| QP-101 |
"From birth to 18, a girl needs good parents.From 18 to 35, she
needs good looks...From 55 on, she needs good cash." |
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